How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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