How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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