So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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