There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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