since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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