you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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