Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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