it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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