She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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