i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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