you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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