that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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