i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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