Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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