I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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