i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
