do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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