I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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