Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
