We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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