the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Randomize
