i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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