Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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