He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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