Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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