I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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