just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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