i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Randomize
