Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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