Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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