You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm like, not good at living.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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