Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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