what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I understand Curling. That high.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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