so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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