If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I love you. Go after that dick
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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