I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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