That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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