So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nicole vs. Life
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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