Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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