dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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