covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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