how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I think my vagina is haunted
you mean i was at the winter classic?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
