i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She's the barista slut.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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