i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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