I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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