so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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