Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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