that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
its liver damage thursday
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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