I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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