I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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