it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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